The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to see John Cena.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!