The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to sleep

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!