The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to repel women.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!