Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to die at will.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to write comic books

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to fart mace

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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wast your time on the computer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!