the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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The Power to Combust

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!