The power to have a black president

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!