The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to dance really well

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!