the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!