Endless falling....

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to die at will

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power of exact change

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!