The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to always hug people

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to shit brix

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to not have this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!