The power to read your own thoughts.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to like any show

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Find Waldo

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!