The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to fart flames

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be born.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!