The power to teleport through open doors

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to transform into yourself

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To call me maybe

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!