having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!