The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to control weather on Mars

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Dejavu

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!