The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to get STD's

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The super power to control paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!