The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The power to have all your friends leave you

The power to pee any color

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

the power to fail any test you want

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to conjure chairs at will.

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

Going through obejects but cant move

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to poke

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!