The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!