The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!