The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to die but once

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!