The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to be phone

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!