The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to sweat soup.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to not finish your

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!