Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to pee ants.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to do nothing

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to take a crap.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to predict the past.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!