the power to be powerless

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!