The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to see the present

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!