Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to see through glass

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!