The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!