The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!