The power to only drink liquids

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power of gentle breeze

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to not have power

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!