The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to control dodos

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to predict the present

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shed hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!