The power life like a hermit.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to become retarded

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!