The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to sweat acid.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!