The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to smell poop

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!