The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!