The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!