The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to die

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!