The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to go on this website

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Third armpit.

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The power to bleed

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!