the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to go into a coma

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!