- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

the power to write only the letter R

The power to change your emotions at will

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

Pointless Super Powers