The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to not be funny

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power of micro penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!