The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!