The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!