The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to see into the present.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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make youself dumb

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!