The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!