The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to read captchas

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!