The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the power to talk to your elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!