The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to breathe

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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to poop a penny every year

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to see into the future of the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!