The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Acid pee

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to lock open doors

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!