Taekwondo

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to waste money

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!