- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power drown in water

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to breath at will.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to close your nose

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to be a woman

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the power to be able to blow air

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to lose this power.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!