The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to like any show

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to speak braille.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!