The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the powre to spel

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!