The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!