- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The ability to have udders for nipples.

the power to yell a math problem at will

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the ability to talk to humans

the power to fly, but only when you poop

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to become black!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power of being negative all the time.

Pointless Super Powers