The power to scare female plants.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to live.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to have no powers

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!