The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be a gamer

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The ability to part hair.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!