The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the ability to see through air

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The power drown in water

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!