The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to like this power

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!