- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to release the bogus

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

the power to walk on land.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

Pointless Super Powers