The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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Being a freemason

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to like charlie

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!